Holy Cake Bake

The road to heaven is like baking a cake

Going to heaven needs the kitchen to be clean, the dough to be rising high and the cake to be served. Yet we have to first develop our own string of batter to become a good cake. It is hard work, with a lot of care, and the trip to heaven is made, between all others, by oneself. Where the basic recipe is to make the dough rise up, every day, every life, which means to have good vibrations and to hold them up high. For this many people need to untangle their own batter from a lot of other strings. Whilst in the river of life, being pulled and pushed left and right, we end up entangling ourselves with many other strings of dough around us, some of which are quite sticky. Where good actions and decency allow one to swim free in this bakery, we then still need to pass through the oven and finish our bake. So to say, cross the river and climb the mountain. Once you know the bakery, where heaven lies in the middle of a threaded spinning ellipse, where the river is the forward motion of the wheel, where the mountain the hard road to the middle of the wheel, where in the center time is naught, you might wonder about all the other strings. Wondering we also do with our own string of batter. Whoa. Calm down and let’s look at some recipes.

First, we bake a full multiverse, a wholesome gleaming spinning collection of doughy strings that try to shake it up, by themselves, over and over again until they reach the center of the wheel. Sort of a magic donut, although it’s more of a super surprise egg. In this multiverse every string will have a view upon life, yet from it’s own perspective. Once we have understood the basics, we can create some instructions for the strings themselves, so they can become ultra plus awesome and reach the sweet center of that donut, hopefully a recipe fitting within their own capacity of seeing or understanding. We will make two of those. Right after we take a look at the kitchen:


Baking a multiverse

Ingredients: pure logic and light. 

Basic preparations: keep logic and light apart as the base mixture. Take a small part of it and twist the logic till the light gets tangled up. Extract attraction function from the tangling. Label it love. Insert into base mixture. Shake well until good vibrations appear. 

Step one: knead the good vibe mixture until strings are everywhere. Strings form because they stick to the good vibes using the love. The strings will develop a distance from each other and start to respond to these distances by either being dry or sticky. Keep kneading until a solid frame appears in the core. Extract reflective function that measured the goodness of the vibrations. Label it awareness and keep aside for now. 

Step two: pull the threads by putting them on a large spinning wheel (use the logic in the base mixture for this). Keep the light central, yet a bit to the top for extra swing. Spin the wheel round as slow as you can, preferably going round every two days, for the strings this will seem unbelievably fast. Shape the awareness function into a little person, like a gingerbread man. Make sure that all the parts are there for it to dance around and have fun. Sprinkle the awareness over the strings, at the top of the wheel.

When results are tasteless add some logic to sieve out the distasteful parts and clean the strings of their bitterness at the edge of the wheel. When done right this should give great expectations and even better results and keep spinning by itself for at least a hundred years, which for the strings seems like billions of years. 

To keep it all fresh, and have a bright shining core in the middle of this all, add some logic that flips the reflective function of the sagging strings to find the love in another way every split second. In this way the strings need to be full of love and light to stay fresh whilst the rest is either being cleaned or strung along the wheel anew.


Recipe for string awesomeness

(Simple recipe)

Now that we know that every string gets stretched, over and over again until holding such good vibes that it can shine by itself we can make a recipe for the strings.

Ingredients: Plenty of love, possibly in the form of family and friends yet even a company, orphanage or temple of brothers and sisters will do. A solid form, preferably a human body, as sprinkled from above, yet even the many animals and plants can have a go. It becomes a lot harder to read recipes when below the function level of humans though. Last but not least, hope or faith. Desire will do too, yet is harder to knead into high vibrations at the end of the process.

Basic preparations: freeze the dough. To be able to bake this string into sweet goodness, it needs to calm down and rest. The wild spinning wheel and all the strings around pull already so much that it is wise to first calm down all things  this pastry dough can take in or even let go of. Much like a souffle can lose its puff when suddenly moved about, giving all it’s steam to the world around, the dough needs to be handled carefully. Also too much pressure on the fresh dough could break the cake. This is best done by putting the batter in a calm place, where it learns to withstand the pressure from outside ánd inside from its own reflective state.

Step one. Make sure that the dough is firm, in its reflective state. If the logic and light are all tangled up, love can pull the whole thing apart. Keep calm and move forward, the dough is sure to rise. Practice staying calm daily to ensure good inflow and outflow of energy. A good method for this is to let the dough sit still and focus on the basic tune of the universe, which is best found in its own breathing. When the dough is able to stay in a happy form easily you are surely ready for some shaping.

Step two. Shaping the dough. The gingerbread human form is already a given yet perhaps it is filled with reflective state’s of entanglement of light and logic of past kneading. Revise the state by aligning it with a simple and pure outlook. Also the actual dough might be running out of shape so literally bending it along its inner core entanglement of logic and light might be a good idea. Practice both until the dough has a good shape. If happy vibes tend to leave the dough, either keep up step one during the process or maybe freeze the dough for a bit and just start over. The main ingredients are endless, so never give up!

Step three. First: shaping the gingerbread. These strings of batter do not exist by themselves, there is a whole river filled with strings around it. Now that the batter is calm and shaped well, it is a good moment to align it with the environment around it and make sure it doesn’t crumble. Parents or/and teachers are always there. Family is a good reflective value, yet when in the center of the pie of all strings, all is family, yet the strings of batter easily let themselves be pulled by their ingredients into other crazy cookies. Whenever it smells sugar or sees syrup, the well made gingerbread will want to dance. Not a problem yet we should really finish baking the bread first, or it might lose its shape. Getting this all sorted should be easier now that the batter is well shaped and able to remain calm under any circumstance. Basically the first part of this step is complete when the string does not use local entanglement, say senses, to judge, it understands from its pure vibe within. Second: baking the cake! Putting it out there can still be risky business, with so many wild strings around, pulling and pushing on our cake. To be able to be in contact with something yet not be influenced keeps the flavor pure. This might need as much work as step 1, where we just worked on the principle within the string itself, yet now we shall bake it instead of freezing it. Go very slowly, and take the most stable code out there to focus on, be it a rock or a tree, anything external that can influence the flavor will do. Slowly increase the heat until the crust is ready for the next step. 

Step four. First: Finishing the cake. Now that the layers are all set up we can get that well formed string of dough to reach the cherry on top. Because we are the string of dough ourselves, sometimes everything seems upside down and the same goes for this cherry. We need to place the central part of our attention on top of everything. Which, seen from the bakery, looks as if the string is moving towards the center of the wheel and seen from outside it looks as if one is making themselves small towards all the greatness of the world. In other words, divine alignment of the doughy string, by letting it be. Difficult between a wild set of strings yet with aplenty kneading and shaping, this should be alright. Second: serving the cake. Once the cake is finished, with it’s cherry on top and all the layers in order, it is time to shine. To allow oneself to follow the path of being divine, awesome, by default. This allows a person to gain incredible happiness continuously whilst aiding the world around to do so to. Everyone loves good cake.


Awe Central Recipe: Kalki Programming

Chef’s legacy. An ancient recipe for “bloatware free smartphone usage” that reaches the stars. Based on the original codex of creation, that got lost in the big books called yoga’s and many following captivating holy works.

Ingredients: use only the path of positive logic, formerly known as Dhamma.


1 clean thou parser, incoming and outgoing threads

2 clear thy frame, memory storages and overall maintenance

3 setup firewall and comm station

4 surf the world from within and make good waves outside


Tips from the chef: 

Keep an eye out for the results: The actual idea here is to get you out of this layer of the world. The best gingerbread forms are out of this world. Many people would see this recipe as a furthering of their current engagements, where the classmates, colleagues, family members and so on are all very important and we want to impress them all, yet this recipe is to bring you to the center of the wheel, the heavens where you are pure logic and light, without any weight or distraction, by yourself. Don’t forget, if you don’t change (back) the dough will not rise in this bake.

Kneading well: to become the player number one, the dreamer that makes the dream, one needs to follow all steps, in whatever order. Steps are there to unroot the layer of control, going full purple chakra or top circle kabala. To reach the state, means overclocking of the self, building a high positive conscious vibe that becomes the daily standard. To stay in this state one must keep connections clean towards weight. The reflection of self worth is often already heavily weighing down a person their actions, make the stack as small as possible, make yourself as small as you can towards the greatness in all.

Finishing touches: to become at ease with an endless flow around us and reach the cherry on the mountain top, keep at it. Daily practice, multiple times of keeping the dough limber and the ingredients pure. Weekly rhythm. Communal engagements purely for the good bake. Well threaded dough falls down from it’s rise less easily. Though as with all bakes, you will have to face the heat and try to pass through the last stage to actually get results, which is always, even when baking in the same oven together, a personal matter. To be able to withstand all other flavors and smells, pushes and pulls, ideas and feelings, one must push away everything for the crispiest cake.

Serving the cake: whether you finish your bake in this round of the bakery wheel or the next, make sure the cake keeps rising. When you get to the point where you could put the cherry on top, make sure to hold on to your hard work of before, clean workmanship and a very positive stretch should be the result of diligent kneading. Many birds, dogs and other animals will try to pull you back into the main stream of batter, do not lose form by blaming or fighting them, it is a great part of this grand string spinning creation station. Do not start serving your cake until it is fully finished and you can share a piece of your pie without crumbling down.


Cake shops and legacy recipes

Those selling great recipes and superb cakes can be seen as religions and their saints, Olympians and their constants, holy wood and its witch doctors and so on. Between legacy and relics, some of the cake is stale, some of it behind a thick glass museum wall. Where the luxury of prayer, focus exercises that allow great calm happiness leading to joy to be central, became a taxing principle. Where acceptance and strengthening became a direction and a physical motion or a communally based exotic charm with special dresses or pants. Where good connections became a popular gathering with handshakes and unrooted joy, where our home and all-maker, the logic and light, became a city or a magical knight, forked devotion and pilgrimage included. Where the holy spirit became a fairly odd fairytale and stages of forming turned into a hivemind prison. Where examples of sharing food became a last meal and a dry cookie, or bread thrown on the streets and cabbage at law breakers. Where pass-over instructions became festivals, overcoming all external drive became the flesh carnival and fasting a cultural tradition of eating at night. The love isn’t gone. Where respect for all became tax laws and rules about slaughtering and storing other life forms, the holy cake became a supermarket.

Yet nothing is forlorn, the ingredients are all there, the recipes of old make great gingerbread and shaping is always up to ourselves in any timeframe. Read the recipes, learn to bake and most especially, share your cake

Though these words might sound fun, they are here to aid the development of understanding and it’s ongoing improvement. The only way mankind reaches peace on Earth is by furthering their understanding. Currently both ‘the state’ and our cultural frames, as well as religious captivation are a good frame of knowledge. This whilst also constraining the actual progression of understanding. This text is here to help you on your way, so all children of God -which makes everyone- may walk in the light, by understanding themselves a little more.